please allow me to introduce myself...
I probably should have called this post something simple like "vote" but I can't help myself with the music quotes and allusions (is it just me or did the end of that sentence just not flow right for some reason).
A good friend of mine back home, who coincidentally is also named Matt, is running for Councilman at Large. While I think he has a better chance of losing 200 pounds and becoming the next pop sensation than he does of actually winning the election, I am somewhat optimistic that he'll at least turn a few heads and make the incumbents think for a change.
Since I was too shortsighted to get my absentee ballot in order to vote, I want to at least wish my friend the best of luck in his endeavor. Hopefully he won't look too stupid.
To Matt (a man of wealth and taste),
Good luck. If you lose, it'll still be a moral victory because you drive a much nicer car than any of those other bastard politicians. Even if you fail at achieving your goal you at least got your name on a sign and that bloody hell counts for something. You can also rest easy knowing that you can undoubtedly float better than any of those guys and nobody can take that from you. Nobody.
Sincerely,
Matt
In all do seriousness, I hope he does do well. He'll do a much better job, even at his early age, than anyone else he's running against (not literally, the guy couldn't hold his own in a foot race, not even against an old guy, not even with a pair of Air Jordans and four Rockstars in him, not even with a good tailwind and a.... in all do seriousness I can't take anything very seriously).
"It's nice to know someone my age gives a damn."
--Note--
This blog needs more sex oriented material on it. My next post will be obscene, I promise. I'm afraid my fan base may be dwindling so I'm going to have to bring them back around. I can't promise anything but I will say I'll do my best to get something really decadent and eye catching for the coming days.
"Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste"
A good friend of mine back home, who coincidentally is also named Matt, is running for Councilman at Large. While I think he has a better chance of losing 200 pounds and becoming the next pop sensation than he does of actually winning the election, I am somewhat optimistic that he'll at least turn a few heads and make the incumbents think for a change.
Since I was too shortsighted to get my absentee ballot in order to vote, I want to at least wish my friend the best of luck in his endeavor. Hopefully he won't look too stupid.
To Matt (a man of wealth and taste),
Good luck. If you lose, it'll still be a moral victory because you drive a much nicer car than any of those other bastard politicians. Even if you fail at achieving your goal you at least got your name on a sign and that bloody hell counts for something. You can also rest easy knowing that you can undoubtedly float better than any of those guys and nobody can take that from you. Nobody.
Sincerely,
Matt
In all do seriousness, I hope he does do well. He'll do a much better job, even at his early age, than anyone else he's running against (not literally, the guy couldn't hold his own in a foot race, not even against an old guy, not even with a pair of Air Jordans and four Rockstars in him, not even with a good tailwind and a.... in all do seriousness I can't take anything very seriously).
"It's nice to know someone my age gives a damn."
--Note--
This blog needs more sex oriented material on it. My next post will be obscene, I promise. I'm afraid my fan base may be dwindling so I'm going to have to bring them back around. I can't promise anything but I will say I'll do my best to get something really decadent and eye catching for the coming days.
"Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste"
posted by velvetcake at 9:30 PM
2 Comments:
I'm getting up early tomorrow for the sole purpose of voting for Matt Myers. I think he'll make a great leader. He's smart and understands human nature. He also loves cars and hates stray hairs, a man after my own heart. Here's to a surprise win for an ardent player.
I am not going to vote. sorry about that.
-Faith
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