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I was reading an article earlier today pertaining to the applicability of controlling the weather and the various techniques that are possible for doing such. I understand to a certain extent why people would want to be able to manipulate atmospheric conditions and I can see the applications of such a thing but I have to seriously question some of their tactics.
For instance, one of their more ingenious ideas revolves around detonating nuclear weapons inside hurricanes. Now, I am not a meteorologist nor do I claim to have any real knowledge of atmospheric science but I don't think you have to in order to know that this is a really bad idea. Isn't there going to be radiation and such from that sort of thing? I can just see this backfiring on us.
Bill: Nice and sunny today Bob.
Bob: Yeah, it's great but my dick just fell off, my skin is melting, and I shit out my kidneys a minute ago.
Haven't we done enough to this poor little planet? Now we have to try and nuke our weather?
It's like taking our current foreign policy of "don't fuck with us or we'll god damn bomb your ass" and trying to apply it to the local forecast. Not only is that idiotic but it's kind of pathetic too. I mean, come on people, you can't take a little rain and wind so you're going to blow the weather up with bombs?
Other such bright ideas include using giant microwave emitters to heat the air to different densities and using some sort of plasma thing to produce acoustic and gravitational waves to modify the climate. Once again, this sounds to me like one of those things that could easily be miscalculated. It all starts with good intentions but then some guy doesn't align something right and ends up taking out the entire Mediterranean shoreline or burning some huge hole in the atmosphere that will ultimately lead to the death of our planet.
Science is usually good, but this is just plain scary. I'd rather reach for an umbrella than be bleeding from my asshole due to some nuclear fallout because some guy didn't account for the wind quite right.
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So, as one can plainly see, I couldn't think of anything to talk about this post and ended up ranting about some geeky article I read. Weekend posts are always the hardest. Please, if anyone would like to suggest a topic of discussion, let me know. I'd be more than willing to take requests. Something like, "Hey, Matt, what's your opinion on bestiality? Do you think monkeys should be allowed to vote?"
I'd prefer if you thought a bit longer about it than I just did but something along those lines would be fine. As long as you don't ask for advice about women because I'd be completely lost. My latest caper with a girl appears to have drawn to a sad little close before anything ever really began (yeah, okay, caper isn't the right word but go fuck yourself if you have a problem with it). Maybe I read the signals wrong, maybe I'm just an ugly pathetic loser, maybe a combination, who knows. This latest one is particularly demoralizing though because I'm just about dead positive she reads my blog and uses it to make silly judgments about me which I'm never in any position to dispute. But, really, why the fuck should I care, it's not like it would have made any difference, it's just more embarrassing this way. So, anyway... the ending of this post seems to be analogous to my relationships with women. Just sort of abrupt and pointless.
--Note--
People have been posting a lot more lately and that makes me very happy. Please continue to do so. Remember you can post under a name though; you don't have to leave it anonymous. Not that I'm unappreciative. I'd prefer you post anonymously than not post at all. If you're going to insult somebody or say something lewd than you might want to stay unknown, but otherwise don't be shy - put your name down.
"Time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre"
I was reading an article earlier today pertaining to the applicability of controlling the weather and the various techniques that are possible for doing such. I understand to a certain extent why people would want to be able to manipulate atmospheric conditions and I can see the applications of such a thing but I have to seriously question some of their tactics.
For instance, one of their more ingenious ideas revolves around detonating nuclear weapons inside hurricanes. Now, I am not a meteorologist nor do I claim to have any real knowledge of atmospheric science but I don't think you have to in order to know that this is a really bad idea. Isn't there going to be radiation and such from that sort of thing? I can just see this backfiring on us.
Bill: Nice and sunny today Bob.
Bob: Yeah, it's great but my dick just fell off, my skin is melting, and I shit out my kidneys a minute ago.
Haven't we done enough to this poor little planet? Now we have to try and nuke our weather?
It's like taking our current foreign policy of "don't fuck with us or we'll god damn bomb your ass" and trying to apply it to the local forecast. Not only is that idiotic but it's kind of pathetic too. I mean, come on people, you can't take a little rain and wind so you're going to blow the weather up with bombs?
Other such bright ideas include using giant microwave emitters to heat the air to different densities and using some sort of plasma thing to produce acoustic and gravitational waves to modify the climate. Once again, this sounds to me like one of those things that could easily be miscalculated. It all starts with good intentions but then some guy doesn't align something right and ends up taking out the entire Mediterranean shoreline or burning some huge hole in the atmosphere that will ultimately lead to the death of our planet.
Science is usually good, but this is just plain scary. I'd rather reach for an umbrella than be bleeding from my asshole due to some nuclear fallout because some guy didn't account for the wind quite right.
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So, as one can plainly see, I couldn't think of anything to talk about this post and ended up ranting about some geeky article I read. Weekend posts are always the hardest. Please, if anyone would like to suggest a topic of discussion, let me know. I'd be more than willing to take requests. Something like, "Hey, Matt, what's your opinion on bestiality? Do you think monkeys should be allowed to vote?"
I'd prefer if you thought a bit longer about it than I just did but something along those lines would be fine. As long as you don't ask for advice about women because I'd be completely lost. My latest caper with a girl appears to have drawn to a sad little close before anything ever really began (yeah, okay, caper isn't the right word but go fuck yourself if you have a problem with it). Maybe I read the signals wrong, maybe I'm just an ugly pathetic loser, maybe a combination, who knows. This latest one is particularly demoralizing though because I'm just about dead positive she reads my blog and uses it to make silly judgments about me which I'm never in any position to dispute. But, really, why the fuck should I care, it's not like it would have made any difference, it's just more embarrassing this way. So, anyway... the ending of this post seems to be analogous to my relationships with women. Just sort of abrupt and pointless.
--Note--
People have been posting a lot more lately and that makes me very happy. Please continue to do so. Remember you can post under a name though; you don't have to leave it anonymous. Not that I'm unappreciative. I'd prefer you post anonymously than not post at all. If you're going to insult somebody or say something lewd than you might want to stay unknown, but otherwise don't be shy - put your name down.
"Time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre"
posted by velvetcake at 8:51 PM
2 Comments:
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p.s. this is chris
Hey Matt, how about tackling some really controvercial stuff like religion or the death penalty? Or a blog about Libertarianism? But feel free to stick to the safe topics like kinky sex and the weather; thoroughly entertaining by the way. Oh and you can always describe in length all the awesome qualities I have, but that might take you awhile.
Love,
your sister
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