everyone needs to roll in the hay sometime

I've been slacking with the posting lately due to a complete mental breakdown. I think I'm better now. Hard to say though. I think it was a cause of a combination of things, one of them being my computer science course, one being my disposition towards this school, a few other things, and also, I think they put lead paint chips in the food here. I don't know this for sure but I have strong evidence to support it, not the least of it being the fact that the food here tastes like it has lead paint chips in it. Anyway, I thought I'd follow up my recent void in posting with something really catchy. If you're thinking about sex then you're absolutely right.

You all know sex is good but did you know it was this good?

Sex is Necessary

I found this the other day when I was searching the internet for... well, I think it's pretty obvious what I was searching for (I was thinking about making up a lame excuse but I'm an honest guy). It's from Forbes magazine, which until now was a well respected little periodical.

It's actually a pretty serious column and a real eye opener to boot. They reveal a few medical aspects about "the big hoedown" that I was previously unaware off. For instance if you have an erection for too long you can in fact permanently hurt yourself. Something to do with a lack of oxygen and your penis can suffer priapism and the tissue will start to die and I guess it'll eventually fall off or turn blue and explode. I don't know. Sounds rather unpleasant. It'd sure make for a funny conversation with your doctor though.

Man: I have an erection.

Doctor: Congratulations.

Man: But it won't go away.

Doctor: Even better.

Man: No, seriously, I think something's wrong.

Doctor: Slam it in a car door. That'll fix it.

The article also has a slide show. I didn't get through the whole thing. I stopped about half way when I realized I wasn't going to get to see anybody naked.

The article is nice. It's short, but completely pointless. I think what it's trying to say is having sex is actually quite healthy for you but don't overdo it or you might break something.

I was going to write more about this because you can literally have a field day with it but I think I'm going to pull out (had to have at least one bad pun in this one). You should really read it though. It's very stimulating. You'll get a real tickle out of it.

--Note--
If any good looking ladies out there feel they aren't getting enough sex after reading this I would be more than happy to help them out. No problem. No problem at all. Totally pro-bono. I'm here to please.

"We gave her everything we owned just to sit at her table
Just a smile would lighten everything
Sexy Sadie she's the latest and the greatest of them all."