it's life and life only
Once in a very long while, a blog post is written that is so mentally stimulating that you actually have to sit down and take a breather. A post that makes you stop and ponder the very fabric of morality and truth. A post with words so deep that they tear down your walls of common thought and build in their place a labyrinth of insight so profound you won't be able to masturbate for a week. A post that changes the social norm forever (less masturbation I guess). I'm talking about something so revolutionary it causes you to spontaneously orgasm, crap your pants, pass out, and sneeze all at the same time. A post like this doesn't come around very often.
And this is absolutely by no means one of them. I actually have about as much insight as a monkey. I do, however, have an incredibly large...
I generally talk about vice and intercourse related topics here on my blog. Given the target audience I figured that sort of thing would be much more appreciated than anything thought provoking. I mean, who wants to think when they can just picture a guy giving a muppet fellatio (I don't think I've talked about muppet porn on here yet - it's going to be big, really big)? But, it's probably about time I turn over a new leaf and talk about something else. So, no more talk about sex.
I'm here to talk to you about sex (had you worried there for a second didn't I). But, due to length issues, and the general laziness of the author, I've decided to cut the whole matter short and not really talk about it at all. Thank you.
This is truly the most pointless thing ever written.
--Note--
People were complaining about there not being an update on here for a week so I threw this together between doing my calculus homework and my physics homework. As one can see, it's not very good and was about utterly nothing. Sorry. I've been swamped with work. I'll put something new up later this week. Just so you don't feel completely cheated though, I'll give you an update on my love life.
Update on Matt's Love Life:
Still completely nonexistent.
And this is absolutely by no means one of them. I actually have about as much insight as a monkey. I do, however, have an incredibly large...
I generally talk about vice and intercourse related topics here on my blog. Given the target audience I figured that sort of thing would be much more appreciated than anything thought provoking. I mean, who wants to think when they can just picture a guy giving a muppet fellatio (I don't think I've talked about muppet porn on here yet - it's going to be big, really big)? But, it's probably about time I turn over a new leaf and talk about something else. So, no more talk about sex.
I'm here to talk to you about sex (had you worried there for a second didn't I). But, due to length issues, and the general laziness of the author, I've decided to cut the whole matter short and not really talk about it at all. Thank you.
This is truly the most pointless thing ever written.
--Note--
People were complaining about there not being an update on here for a week so I threw this together between doing my calculus homework and my physics homework. As one can see, it's not very good and was about utterly nothing. Sorry. I've been swamped with work. I'll put something new up later this week. Just so you don't feel completely cheated though, I'll give you an update on my love life.
Update on Matt's Love Life:
Still completely nonexistent.
posted by velvetcake at 6:17 PM
2 Comments:
i love you. that count?
I love you. I know that counts..in your heart
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