Don't Ask Me No Questions
I said a while ago that I'd make up my own questionnaire because I thought the one I filled out was lacking. Feel free to post your answers to them if you want.
Questionnaire
1. What's your favorite sound: The sound a woman makes when she's having a moment of utmost pleasure.
2. If you had to have a homosexual experience with somebody who would it be: Myself.
3. If you had to, how would you kill yourself: Lots of pills and eight hookers.
4. What would be the last way you'd want to die: Eaten alive by killer bunnies.
5. How much is/was your anal virginity worth to you: Fifty cents and a box of Tic-Tacs.
6. Sexiest Star Wars character (after Chewy of course): Blue Jedi lady with the big rack whose name I do not know.
7. If you had your own theme song, what would it be: September by Earth, Wind, and Fire
8. Ugliest person you've ever seen: Saw a lady last Halloween who I actually thought was dressed up as a monster when she in fact wasn't even wearing a costume.
9. Favorite prime number: 4481
10: Favorite part of your body to hide stuff in: Crotch.
11: Least favorite part of your body to hide stuff in: Nose.
12: Describe the best wet dream you've ever had: I'm not going to answer this for fear of thinking less of myself.
13: Favorite porno: A Few Good Holes
14: Favorite type of smut: Anything with fur in it.
15: Best song to listen to while making love and/or masturbating: Bad Company by Bad Company for love making and Hard To Handle by the Black Crowes for masturbation (as you've probably surmised, I haven't heard Bad Company for some time now though I'm starting to get really sick of Hard to Handle).
On a totally unrelated note -
I guess I've always known my family was strange but I didn't quite understand the extent of if until I asked my grandma what she wanted for Christmas.
Her answer: Towels, chapstick, jelly, and five cans of sardines.
Granted, my grandma is getting pretty old but damn, that's just weird.
"So, don't ask me no questions
And I won't tell you no lies
So, don't ask me about my business
And I won't tell you goodbye"
Questionnaire
1. What's your favorite sound: The sound a woman makes when she's having a moment of utmost pleasure.
2. If you had to have a homosexual experience with somebody who would it be: Myself.
3. If you had to, how would you kill yourself: Lots of pills and eight hookers.
4. What would be the last way you'd want to die: Eaten alive by killer bunnies.
5. How much is/was your anal virginity worth to you: Fifty cents and a box of Tic-Tacs.
6. Sexiest Star Wars character (after Chewy of course): Blue Jedi lady with the big rack whose name I do not know.
7. If you had your own theme song, what would it be: September by Earth, Wind, and Fire
8. Ugliest person you've ever seen: Saw a lady last Halloween who I actually thought was dressed up as a monster when she in fact wasn't even wearing a costume.
9. Favorite prime number: 4481
10: Favorite part of your body to hide stuff in: Crotch.
11: Least favorite part of your body to hide stuff in: Nose.
12: Describe the best wet dream you've ever had: I'm not going to answer this for fear of thinking less of myself.
13: Favorite porno: A Few Good Holes
14: Favorite type of smut: Anything with fur in it.
15: Best song to listen to while making love and/or masturbating: Bad Company by Bad Company for love making and Hard To Handle by the Black Crowes for masturbation (as you've probably surmised, I haven't heard Bad Company for some time now though I'm starting to get really sick of Hard to Handle).
On a totally unrelated note -
I guess I've always known my family was strange but I didn't quite understand the extent of if until I asked my grandma what she wanted for Christmas.
Her answer: Towels, chapstick, jelly, and five cans of sardines.
Granted, my grandma is getting pretty old but damn, that's just weird.
"So, don't ask me no questions
And I won't tell you no lies
So, don't ask me about my business
And I won't tell you goodbye"
posted by velvetcake at 10:41 PM
3 Comments:
Favorite part of body I like to hide stuff in: my pouch; I'm actually a kangaroo.
1. What's your favorite sound: I don't like to hear.
2. If you had to have a homosexual experience with somebody who would it be: Damn, Bill Murray!
3. If you had to, how would you kill yourself: By David Bowie.
4. What would be the last way you'd want to die: Strangely, also David Bowie.
5. How much is/was your anal virginity worth to you: Make an offer.
6. Sexiest Star Wars character (after Chewy of course): Kit Fisto.
7. If you had your own theme song, what would it be: The Black Album in its entirety.
8. Ugliest person you've ever seen: Joyce Caputo.
9. Favorite prime number: 37, duh.
10: Favorite part of your body to hide stuff in: The greymatter.
11: Least favorite part of your body to hide stuff in: Stangely, also David Bowie.
12: Describe the best wet dream you've ever had: Should I go with a David Bowie joke here? You decide.
13: Favorite porno: You've got Male.
14: Favorite type of smut: Assparade.com. Good stocking stuffer.
15: Best song to listen to while making love and/or masturbating: Showtunes.
Here's one for you:
Top 5 Divorce Law Related Films:
1) The Wedding Crashers
2) Intolerable Cruelty
3) Kramer Vs. Kramer
4) War of the Roses
5) Dinner with Friends
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