day after day
Wake up, drive to college, go to class, drive home, eat, go to work, come home, study and do work, eat again, go to bed. If I'm lucky I manage to beat a drifter or fondle myself a bit but usually I don't have the time. It's a lonely, gloomy routine.
To make matters worse, my calculus of the multi-variable variety professor is a certified jackass. He's from Romania or Belarus; one of those Eastern European, Baltic, bullshit countries - I can't remember which one. The only thing worse than this guy's buzz-cut hair is his ability to explain even the most simple of concepts. He comes in everyday eating his god damn muffin and proceeds to lecture the class in this indiscernible, shady-ass, commie-loving accent, all the while not making the smallest effort to convey the material in a way that even begins to border on what a normal person would describe as clear and intelligible. His lectures are about as lucid as my girlfriend's emotions. Multi-variable calculus is hard enough without help from some Bolshevist, Romanian, asshole who looks like a walking penis. If twinkle toes here had any respect for himself he'd move back to the motherland and drink himself to death on cheap vodka. Every time he speaks, especially when he says the word theta, which he says a lot, I want to commit hara-kiri with my graphing calculator (an almost impossible feat I understand but I think I could do if I really tried).
I also miss my girlfriend... a lot.
"Looking out of my lonely room, day after day
Bring it home, baby, make it soon
I give my love to you......
I remember finding out about you
Every day, my mind is all around you
Looking out of my lonely gloom, day after day
Bring it home, baby, make it soon
I give my love to you."
--Note--
I'm sorry if I offended anybody from Eastern Europe and didn't mean to insult your rich heritage. Honestly, I was a big fan of the whole Iron Curtain thing and with the exception of Poland, Eastern Europe is pretty cool. You've done a lot... I mean, nothing comes to mind but I'm sure you've contributed at least something... Slobodan Milosevic was from around there, Serbia I think; also I heard Chernobyl is really nice this time of year.
To make matters worse, my calculus of the multi-variable variety professor is a certified jackass. He's from Romania or Belarus; one of those Eastern European, Baltic, bullshit countries - I can't remember which one. The only thing worse than this guy's buzz-cut hair is his ability to explain even the most simple of concepts. He comes in everyday eating his god damn muffin and proceeds to lecture the class in this indiscernible, shady-ass, commie-loving accent, all the while not making the smallest effort to convey the material in a way that even begins to border on what a normal person would describe as clear and intelligible. His lectures are about as lucid as my girlfriend's emotions. Multi-variable calculus is hard enough without help from some Bolshevist, Romanian, asshole who looks like a walking penis. If twinkle toes here had any respect for himself he'd move back to the motherland and drink himself to death on cheap vodka. Every time he speaks, especially when he says the word theta, which he says a lot, I want to commit hara-kiri with my graphing calculator (an almost impossible feat I understand but I think I could do if I really tried).
I also miss my girlfriend... a lot.
"Looking out of my lonely room, day after day
Bring it home, baby, make it soon
I give my love to you......
I remember finding out about you
Every day, my mind is all around you
Looking out of my lonely gloom, day after day
Bring it home, baby, make it soon
I give my love to you."
--Note--
I'm sorry if I offended anybody from Eastern Europe and didn't mean to insult your rich heritage. Honestly, I was a big fan of the whole Iron Curtain thing and with the exception of Poland, Eastern Europe is pretty cool. You've done a lot... I mean, nothing comes to mind but I'm sure you've contributed at least something... Slobodan Milosevic was from around there, Serbia I think; also I heard Chernobyl is really nice this time of year.

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