a hazy way
The Past Few Months of My LIfe in Short:
Moved to Amsterdam, got a job at Finkle Distributors, quit my job at Finkle Distributors two days later, went camping with my girlfriend and her family in the Adirondacks for a week, sold my 1974 BMW 2002, and currently have tonsillitis, am buying a VW Fox, am about to start my new job at an Eckerd Pharmacy, and am about to go to my grandmother's house with my girlfriend for a day of frolicking in the water (as a guy I naturally try to keep my frolicking at a minimum in an effort to save the pathetically small amount of manliness I possess but since I'm with my girlfriend I think I'm allowed a frolic or two).
Finkle distributors takes care of the ever mundane job of providing local convenient stores with a fresh supply of stupid shit to sell to the constantly increasing horde of stupid people ( these are the type of people who think peanut butter and jelly in one jar is the greatest time saving innovation of their lifetime). My first day on the job I went out with Nascar loving Earl and unloaded goody filled totes at numerous stores in the Utica region of New York. This actually was the better of the two days. The second day I got "trained" to read a list of products and put them in totes back at the warehouse. I did that for twelve hours, from 4:30 PM to 4:30 AM. Talk about a rewarding job. If you want to know what that's like, sit in a chair and slowly jam a nail through the tip of your penis for twelve hours straight. If you don't have a penis, try sitting and blowing one for twelve hours straight. It's about that much fun.
Camping was enjoyable despite the driving. I didn't have to do any of it, I just had to listen to my girlfriend complain about it, which is understandable except I was perfectly willing to do some of the driving if only she would allow my to drive her car which she wasn't. It was fun though. We did some camping stuff and even saw a bear. Though, I think the best part was watching my girlfriend's father get trashed each night and then insist he was as sober as a duck, which if you're saying you're as sober as a duck you're clearly pretty fucking drunk because that's not a saying and you'd have to be drunk to think it's witty.
Having tonsillitis really isn't as much fun as I thought it would be. It actually hurts quite a bit. I have disgusting breath too so there's no smooching with the lady who calls me her boyfriend either. Also, there's disgusting white mucus like fungus shit in the back of my throat. Really attractive.
Having to sell my BMW is a travesty but it has to be done. I got more than I paid for it and I'm getting a much more reliable car out of it so it's a deal; I just wish I could keep my car. The job at Eckerds will probably be crap but it's part time so I can still see my favorite person.
Speaking of my favorite person, we've been spending all our time with each other lately. I don't think we haven't slept next to one another in over a month nor do I think I've gone more than a couple hours straight without out her in that time either. We get at each other's throat a bit more now but I think we've done pretty well considering. Besides, once the end of the month rolls around we're off to separate colleges and that will be that. We can talk on the phone but we'll have to go quite some time without seeing one another. I'm not looking forward to that.
--Note--
Saw Clerks II, Lady in the Water, and the new Pirates of the Caribbean. They were all good. Everybody hates Lady in the Water though, but I think that has to do with Everybody sucking so much. If you don't suck then go see it because it was cool.
Moved to Amsterdam, got a job at Finkle Distributors, quit my job at Finkle Distributors two days later, went camping with my girlfriend and her family in the Adirondacks for a week, sold my 1974 BMW 2002, and currently have tonsillitis, am buying a VW Fox, am about to start my new job at an Eckerd Pharmacy, and am about to go to my grandmother's house with my girlfriend for a day of frolicking in the water (as a guy I naturally try to keep my frolicking at a minimum in an effort to save the pathetically small amount of manliness I possess but since I'm with my girlfriend I think I'm allowed a frolic or two).
Finkle distributors takes care of the ever mundane job of providing local convenient stores with a fresh supply of stupid shit to sell to the constantly increasing horde of stupid people ( these are the type of people who think peanut butter and jelly in one jar is the greatest time saving innovation of their lifetime). My first day on the job I went out with Nascar loving Earl and unloaded goody filled totes at numerous stores in the Utica region of New York. This actually was the better of the two days. The second day I got "trained" to read a list of products and put them in totes back at the warehouse. I did that for twelve hours, from 4:30 PM to 4:30 AM. Talk about a rewarding job. If you want to know what that's like, sit in a chair and slowly jam a nail through the tip of your penis for twelve hours straight. If you don't have a penis, try sitting and blowing one for twelve hours straight. It's about that much fun.
Camping was enjoyable despite the driving. I didn't have to do any of it, I just had to listen to my girlfriend complain about it, which is understandable except I was perfectly willing to do some of the driving if only she would allow my to drive her car which she wasn't. It was fun though. We did some camping stuff and even saw a bear. Though, I think the best part was watching my girlfriend's father get trashed each night and then insist he was as sober as a duck, which if you're saying you're as sober as a duck you're clearly pretty fucking drunk because that's not a saying and you'd have to be drunk to think it's witty.
Having tonsillitis really isn't as much fun as I thought it would be. It actually hurts quite a bit. I have disgusting breath too so there's no smooching with the lady who calls me her boyfriend either. Also, there's disgusting white mucus like fungus shit in the back of my throat. Really attractive.
Having to sell my BMW is a travesty but it has to be done. I got more than I paid for it and I'm getting a much more reliable car out of it so it's a deal; I just wish I could keep my car. The job at Eckerds will probably be crap but it's part time so I can still see my favorite person.
Speaking of my favorite person, we've been spending all our time with each other lately. I don't think we haven't slept next to one another in over a month nor do I think I've gone more than a couple hours straight without out her in that time either. We get at each other's throat a bit more now but I think we've done pretty well considering. Besides, once the end of the month rolls around we're off to separate colleges and that will be that. We can talk on the phone but we'll have to go quite some time without seeing one another. I'm not looking forward to that.
--Note--
Saw Clerks II, Lady in the Water, and the new Pirates of the Caribbean. They were all good. Everybody hates Lady in the Water though, but I think that has to do with Everybody sucking so much. If you don't suck then go see it because it was cool.
posted by velvetcake at 11:20 AM
1 Comments:
it's gonna be good not spending every second with her, beleive me, it's a receipe for disaster
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