another post?

I just saw somebody else's blog and was stunned. It was so much nicer than mine. Now I am sad.

"Death followed by eternity... the worst of both worlds."

Have you ever been reading something and thought to yourself, "If Tom Stoppard was here and was a woman and was also extremely attractive, you know what, I might just sleep with him... those are some rather high standards aren't they. If Tom Stoppard was here I'd probably just talk to him."

I need something really flashy. People are distracted by bright lights and flashy colors and such. I need a big picture of a naked woman with Christmas Lights draped over her body on my blog.

note to self: Get naked woman with flashy tinsel and lights on her for my blog - if you can't find that just take a naked picture of yourself with tinsel and lights - if you can't find any tinsel just take a naked picture of yourself - if you can't find a camera just write your next post naked.